Script - Scenes from Treasure
Talk of Mutiny
the plan BBQ?
keep pretendin' until we get to the island. How are the boys?
Scrub: Most are
with us. They are hangin' out for the money. What will you do with your
would spend their fortune straight away and then head back out to sea
with nothing but the pants they're wearing. But I'm goin' on 50 now. Long
John is goin' to retire and become a gentleman of leisure after this trip.
Why matey, you and me will be spending our afternoons drinking beer and
watching the sunset.
good to me. You just give us the nod when you're ready to make a move
be long now.
(Another pirate approaches as the first leaves.
He is watchful and creeps up to Silver with apprehension.)
Silver: I see
up the Crow's Nest.
Pete: He says
he's with us when we make our move. How long are we going to bump around
like blessed bum-boats 'cause I've had enough of Smollett already?
got no brains but you can hear can't you? Well your ears are big enough
anyhow. You'll speak soft and keep sober 'til I give the word.
Pete: But why
the "Doctor Evil" shoosh action.) Shoosh
'til I give
Silver: I have
a whole bag full of shoosh with your name on it.
at the last minute. Let this pompous Captain lead us right to Treasure
Island then we'll let it rip!
Pete: Good thinkin'.
one thing I claim and that's Trelawney. I'll ring his big cow's head off
his stupid fat body. Now matey, let's have an apple from the barrel.
(They go to open the barrel where Jim is hiding
but they are distracted by Dick in the crow's nest.)
Dick: Land Ho!
the apple let's have a rum! To Captain Flinty! Land Ho!
Billy: You get
that. I'm off for a little stroll.
(Billy starts to creep off again S.L. while Jim reluctantly moves towards
the door. The Barman is still unconscious leaning over the bar.)
Blindpew: Where am I?
Jim: The Admiral Benbow Inn Sir.
Blindpew: Take my hand and help a poor old blind man sonny. (When
they make it into the room Blindpew turns Jim in an armlock.)
Blindpew: Take me to the Captain!
Jim: He's not here any more.
Blindpew: Don't lie to me. Show me where he is or I'll break your
Jim: Alright I'll show you. Just let me go first.
(Blind Pew releases his grip. Jim takes this opportunity to get as far
away from him as possible.)
Blindpew: Well, where is he?
Jim: Over there! (He points and runs away.)
Blindpew: Where? Never mind, I know you're in here Billy Bones.
I can smell the rum on your breath. Did you think you could hide from
me? (He swings his stick around the room.) You cannot escape this time.
(He grabs the barman's bottom who is still lying unconscious over the
Ah-ha I've got you now, I'd recognise that face anywhere.
Barman: Can I help you?
Blindpew: No thanks, I'm just looking.
(Billy clicks his musket into firing position. Blind Pew disarms him with
I may be blind but I can still hear you Billy. Hold out your right hand.
I have a present for you.
Barman: Why can't I have friends like this?
(Blindpew places the Black Spot in his right hand after having a little
trouble finding where it is. He leaves laughing maniacally)
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